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President Trump Recognizes 'Brave Pullman Railroad Executives' Who Made Labor Day Possible

CHICAGO - At a stump speech commemorating Labor Day on the South Side of Chicago, President Trump took note of the “brave men (and they were certainly men, no women...

Eva Longoria to Direct 'Flamin' Hot', The Life, Success, and Troubles of Chester Cheetah

HOLLYWOOD - Eva Longoria will direct Fox Searchlight’s “Flamin’ Hot,” a biopic about Chester Cheetah, the tragi-comic hero and inventor who founded the Cheetos Empire. Boredroom News first reported in...

Spirit of Halloween Store Scarily Early

EVERY AMERICAN CITY - Something dark is brewing in the abandoned Famous Footwear downtown. Under the cover of night, a mysterious figure from a faraway land (perhaps New Jersey) conjured...

Young Man Radicalized Online, Joins Extremist Capitalist Faction

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, UPPER MANHATTAN - It is harrowing story, but, unfortunately, an all-to-familiar one: a bright, young man descends into an online world that warps his mind with twisted ideologies...

Heavy Metals Mining Company Expands into Adult Contemporary

NYE COUNTY, NV - The Round Mountain Mine, an open-pit mine extracting gold and other heavy metals or over a hundred years, is adjusting its portfolio to include adult contemporary...

Half of All Startups Fails Because People like Dave Can't Get Their Shit Together

NEW YORK CITY - As a leading voice in the business community, Boredroom News has covered the journeys of hundreds of startups and have seen a pattern in these stories....