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People Cheese Startup Acquires Maternity Wards Throughout State

LANCASTER, PA - A darling of the food technology space, DareY (pronounced “dairy”), rapidly accelerated their growth this week through the purchase of multiple maternity wards in Eastern Pennsylvania. Although...

Samsung Contracts Del Taco to Maximize Galaxy Foldability

LAKE FOREST, CA - After a major setback in launching the new Galaxy Fold line of phones, Samsung (SSNLF) has returned to the drawing board with aided by Del Taco’s...

Top Business School Bans Free Coffee, Cites 'Communist Scourge'

NEW YORK CITY, NY - The world of elite education is no stranger to controversy or ideology, but one institution may have gone too far; Columbia Business School has halted...

Callahan Auto Defeats Zalinsky Takeover Attempt

SANDUSKY, OH - A shocking week for Callahan Auto Parts came to a fortunate close today as new Chief Executive Thomas Callahan III successfully defended the firm from Chicago rival,...

TurboTax, Wesley Snipes Lobby Congress for Tax Reform

SAN DIEGO, CA - Politics often make strange bedfellow, even strange spokespeople, and tax law reform is no exception; Intuit (INTU), parent of TurboTax has teamed with actor Wesley Snipes...