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HR Adopts Haptic Feedback System

PHOENIX, AZ - The local human resources department of global accounting firm, KPMG, as implemented a haptic system to relay immediate feedback to employees. This novel form of communication uses...

Lloyd Blankfein and Sen. Sanders Settle Grievances New York-Style

NEW YORK CITY - Lloyd Blankfein and Sen. Sanders Settle Grievances New York-Style

Target Announces New Streaming Service from Security Camera Feeds

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - The summer blockbuster has evolved into the the summer binge-watch, and retail giant Target (TGT) is pivoting from purveyor of cheap plastic towel racks to one of...

Epstein Long on Immature Puts; Called on Loosing Shorts

NEW YORK CITY - Epstein Long on Immature Puts; Called on Loosing Shorts

How Deutsche Bank is Slimming Down for Bikini Season

FRANKFURT, GERMANY - Summer is finally here! But not every multi-national financial institution is fit and ready for the beach, and one, Deutsche Bank, has decided that it’s time to...