Free Market Thought Leadership
Satanic Orgy Also Networking Event
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, LOWER MANHATTAN - The Society of Baphomet, an ancient cult devoted to orgiastic rites, held their first networking get-together of the spring this week in a cavernous, underground...
19 Mar 2019
Isn't Corporate America Diverse Enough?
NEW YORK, NY - There seems to have been a quite the kerfuffle lately about certain firms and their recent promotion practices. Now I’ve been in the corporate world for...
10 Feb 2019
Hedge Fund Manager Specializes in Emotionally Distressed Value Dating
NEW YORK, NY - Realizing that the New York City dating scene was no longer providing satisfactory returns, local finance professional Jason Harner has turned to alternative markets to find...
07 Feb 2019
Your Entire Team Could Keep Their Jobs with Money Consultants Got to Fire You
YOUR OFFICE - Citing revenue numbers that failed to reach projections, consultants from Bain & Company have recommended that your team be mostly eliminated although their retained fees are far...
09 Jan 2019
Reservist Coworker 'Deploys', Gets Paid to Drink, Party in San Diego
ATLANTA, GA - Associate claims adjuster Gary Gaviola from the Metlife (MET) regional office in Atlanta has reportedly “deployed” again with his U.S. Navy Reserve unit, which is conducting training...
15 Dec 2018
BREAKING: Caped Crusader Spotted on Wall Street
NEW YORK CITY, NY - A mysterious figure was spotted in Downtown Manhattan late Friday night. Reports of the same individual or individuals have been rippling throughout the Financial District...
01 Dec 2018
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