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Sexual Harassment Condoned at Uber to Temper IPO Expectations

SAN FRANCISCO - Having filed it’s S-1 with the Securities and Exchange Commission in the last days of 2018, the ride-hailing service Uber is expected to launch it’s initial public...

Facebook Sold Direct Messages, Sexual Fetishes to Pornhub

MENLO PARK, CA - it was another hard week for Facebook (FB) as it closes out a tumultuous year. It was revealed on Monday that the tech giant not only...

Reservist Coworker 'Deploys', Gets Paid to Drink, Party in San Diego

ATLANTA, GA - Associate claims adjuster Gary Gaviola from the Metlife (MET) regional office in Atlanta has reportedly “deployed” again with his U.S. Navy Reserve unit, which is conducting training...

BREAKING: Caped Crusader Spotted on Wall Street

NEW YORK CITY, NY - A mysterious figure was spotted in Downtown Manhattan late Friday night. Reports of the same individual or individuals have been rippling throughout the Financial District...

McKinsey Had History of Assisting Middle East Regimes

JERUSALEM - Reports bribing to Ukrainian oligarchs, helping China build internment camps, siphoning public funds in South Africa; 2018 was a hard year for McKinsey & Company in the press....

After Contentious Bidding War, Al's Liquor 'n' Loan Announces HQ2 Across the Street

LONG ISLAND CITY, QUEENS - After nine months of searching , Al’s Liquor n’ Loan as officially announced that they have chosen the northwest corner of 46 Ave and Vernon...