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Amazon Drones Protest Humane Conditions

SEATTLE, WA - Among the various strikes around the globe that have challenged the retail giant Amazon (AMZN), the latest comes from an dangerously overlooked segment of labor, robots. Autonomous...

Lloyd Blankfein and Sen. Sanders Settle Grievances New York-Style

NEW YORK CITY - Lloyd Blankfein and Sen. Sanders Settle Grievances New York-Style

Paddington Heads to Portobello; Analysts Warn of Bear Market

LONDON - The worst fears of of isolationist Britons materialized today as an immigrant’s Notting Hill shopping expedition threatened to unleash a bear market. Paddington, known Windsor Gardens resident and...

Target Announces New Streaming Service from Security Camera Feeds

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - The summer blockbuster has evolved into the the summer binge-watch, and retail giant Target (TGT) is pivoting from purveyor of cheap plastic towel racks to one of...

Epstein Long on Immature Puts; Called on Loosing Shorts

NEW YORK CITY - Epstein Long on Immature Puts; Called on Loosing Shorts

How Deutsche Bank is Slimming Down for Bikini Season

FRANKFURT, GERMANY - Summer is finally here! But not every multi-national financial institution is fit and ready for the beach, and one, Deutsche Bank, has decided that it’s time to...