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Ford Memorial Day Sale Now Explicitly in Honor of Both Sides

DETROIT, MI - In a Shocking move to some, but a progressive stance for a new era to others, the Ford Motor Company (F) announced that their annual Memorial Day...

Arby's Introduces Roast Beef & Cheddar with Extra Blockchain

ATLANTA, GA - Maybe the perfect topping on a “mountain of meat” really is a secure, decentralized currency; at least that’s what Arby’s (ARBY) is counting on with the launch...

People Cheese Startup Acquires Maternity Wards Throughout State

LANCASTER, PA - A darling of the food technology space, DareY (pronounced “dairy”), rapidly accelerated their growth this week through the purchase of multiple maternity wards in Eastern Pennsylvania. Although...

Samsung Contracts Del Taco to Maximize Galaxy Foldability

LAKE FOREST, CA - After a major setback in launching the new Galaxy Fold line of phones, Samsung (SSNLF) has returned to the drawing board with aided by Del Taco’s...

Callahan Auto Defeats Zalinsky Takeover Attempt

SANDUSKY, OH - A shocking week for Callahan Auto Parts came to a fortunate close today as new Chief Executive Thomas Callahan III successfully defended the firm from Chicago rival,...