Free Market Thought Leadership
Philadelphia Returns to Wampum Currency to Combat 'Cashless' Retail
PHILADELPHIA, PA - This old school, physical currency might be the next wave of a more egalitarian economy in the City of Brotherly Love. Amid the trend of ‘cashless’ coffee...
08 Mar 2019
Papal Indulgence Market Bullish After Pope Denounces Sexual Abusers
VATICAN CITY - Reacting to Pope Francis’ condemnation of sexual abuse at a Vatican summit last week, indulgence trading desks at the Holy See expect strong demand as many more...
03 Mar 2019
Inessential Oils Startup Fails to Gain Traction in Local Facebook Group
GREENSBORO, NC - Despite a fervent marketing push across social media, recent inessential oils startup Scentique is struggling to break into the lucrative ecosystem of the Greensboro Buy/Sell + Small...
28 Feb 2019
Tesla Board Replaces Elon Musk's Phone with Speak & Spell
PALO ALTO, CA - Following another contentious bout between Elon Musk and the Securities Exchange Commission, the Tesla (TSLA) board voted unanimously to replace their Chief Executive’s phone with a...
26 Feb 2019
U.K. to be Set Adrift as No-Deal Brexit Looms
CALAIS, FRANCE - Citing a lack of progress in last-minute negotiations between the United Kingdom and the European Union, longshoremen have lined French beaches to cast off the British Isles...
25 Feb 2019
IBM Rebrands Red Hat, Will Focus on Legacy Windows 98 Support
ARMONK, NY - Accelerating cloud computing was the goal when IBM acquired Red Hat(RHT) last October, and now the technology giant has announced that the former open-source darling will be...
21 Feb 2019
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